You all knew this was coming, so don’t pretend like you weren’t thinking it. Currently, the fashionistas have been busy trying to spur RP on Alliance-side (since the Horde seems to have their “poop in a group”). Well, to be honest with you, I miss my old body! Nothing screams sexy to me like having a multitude of outfits to play with. I guess what I’m saying is… I’m about to toot my own horn.
Della, do you have enough bodily function innuendos?
You can never have enough toilet humor.
This outfit has to be one of my all-time favorites. A lot of times, people try to combine plate with plate, chain mail with chain mail and so on. This combination is the Lightbringer pauldrons and the Runecloth robe. Black, yellow and white. While normally I would say that combination makes someone look like a bumblebee, this combination makes me look like a cleric to contend with! Go, go Argent Crusade!
You might be asking what a Blood Elf could want with the Argent Crusade; I’ll tell you. …>.> I can’t help that I have a thing for Tirion Fordring. You just shut up.
KAEDELLA!
What?! You admitted to wanting to “mana tap” Jaina Proudmoore!
>.> …And Thrall.
Thank you for proving my point, Holt.
This next outfit is another favorite. This screams casual on so many levels. If you’re strolling about the town, what’s the point in looking like you’re ready to go to a fancy ball? You’re walking aimlessly. You might as well be comfortable, right? The Gossamer tunic and Abjurer leggings do so much for my slim figure that it’s not even funny. We’re Blood Elves, for crying out loud. We could wear potato sacks and make them look great.
Sadly, Della, you have an outfit like that in real-life, too.
I know. …I love the moccassin-like boots. So comfy.
Okay, so you’re not into pants for whatever reason. (You’re the only woman who is an anti-feminist.) Not a problem. You can be casual with this dress and compliment the natural copper tones of your skin. Having red hair helps, too. I wouldn’t suggest overdoing it with the red coloring, though. Too much red and you’ll borderline a Scarlet… or a used tampon.
Oh, Della, that’s just not right…
What? That’s how I see it. Who invited you to comment on this blog anyway?
You’re writing all about you. I had to be a counterweight. We’d lose readers.
;_; You suck.
This outfit… —> Is not “emo.” Rather than running around in the full black mageweave set, I decided to set it with something that most men wear. Holt has an outfit damn near exact to this one. (That’s because you stole the idea from me.) I watched Rogues and other “shady characters” run around in outfits that either screamed they had raided VanCleef’s closet or they went for the most taboo-looking piece of clothing they could find. Not only does this outfit complement my figure, it leaves a lot to the imagination. I’m not showing you every little puffy part of my body, but I’m not trying to come off as being too aloof.
The belt fails to match.
Ohmigod. Black pants and brown belt… I’m ashamed.
Last, but not least, the Robes of Insight. 2 out of 3 women have this or want it badly enough to farm like hell for it. Of those same women, 90% of them wear it at every possible place they can, once they get it. Yes, yes, be proud that you got it. Enjoy how beautiful it looks. –But do you really have to wear it to prove you’re a noblewoman or some great wizardess? (Is that even a word?)
When there is occasion to wear it, flaunt it by all means. I’ve just noticed that women like wearing things that are gaudy to prove how “fashionable” they are. Sorry, ladies, wearing this does not make you instantly fashionable. Just means you have good taste in dresses.
I see a lot more of Della than I did twenty years ago.
I was giving chase, then. We’ve been married so long, I clean forgot about the chase.
Della and Holt, out!
